Headline Rhymes

Headline Rhymes

Graham Verdon
Graham Verdon

The Oscars without any host?

That’s like avocado without any toast

Or an eWoke with no one to roast

Or a VIP with no dick pic to post

Views on the news, delivered so smooth.

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