The Oscars without any host?
That’s like avocado without any toast
Or an eWoke with no one to roast
Or a VIP with no dick pic to post
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Sentiments are not necessarily shared by everyone at Quillette.
Ode to the Globalist-Socialist Paradise of PM Justin Trudeau:
Nobody considers us up here in Canada chill
As Trudeau morphs us into a U.N.-directed blue pill
But Justin’s virtue-signalling globo-cialist regime
is turning into a conservative social-media meme
Trudeau government poop is hitting the fan
thanks to its shady dealings with SNC-Lavalin
The gov calls Canadians racist and Nazi and alt-right
While it corrupts justice and commits crimes of collar white
Americans should inspect their own politicians woke
And be careful of those who doth protest the most
Good to see you back, Sydney! You have some competition this week!
My headline rhyme
is on the subject of evolution theory
We must go back in time
reread, rethink, and not get weary.
In Eighteen Eighty-Eight
women did not have the right to vote
Theosophy to date
is still undiscovered and remote.
Science needs a spark
to begin the path to a new frontier
Bring us out of the dark
For the future is not to be feared.
A new kingdom on earth
deserves a name and a place
To be of great worth
this new understanding Is of a future race.
We are not alone
inside of us lives a great being
It’s light has shone
among a population far-seeing.
Girasas is a first race
living, kingdom inside the human
Human, the fifth race
intent on being illumined
Reaches upward and inward
embraces a new being on earth
And this being once heard
begins a descent ending in birth.
Two kingdoms in one body
a novel idea for evolution
The future is not too shoddy
with advancement the only solution.
Name this kingdom girasas
get to know them, their ways and their process
Teach this in all of our classes
it’s no crime to die on crosses.
Ascending and descending in a cycle
creation at a fifth race phenomenal
Another kingdom, not the human
has begun life on earth as a noumena.
Well, I can’t say I understand, but that’s some serious rhyming! Thanks!
Does this help? http://Www.homestead.com/theosophy/ascension.html
A satirist lazily cast
about for a subject to blast.
“LGBT?
Gillette? AOC?
But really I couldn’t be arsed.”
What is this life if, full of drink,
You have no time to stop and think?
If you are seeking, for two pins,
To blame another for your sins,
Walk a tightrope, risk it all
And blame another if you fall,
Where, with a Russell Conjugation
Your train won’t stop at any station
Disapproved by Twitter mob —
You’re safe. You’ll never lose your job.
What is this life if, full of grace,
You just pour snake juice in your face
Until you lie face down in dirt
While random stranger lifts your skirt?
And then, and then, when all is wrecked
Are you entitled to RESPECT?
That’s intense and I’m not sure I fully grasp it. Thanks for your contribution.