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Headline Rhymes

Where some see a smirk
I see an awkward kid

Where some see a wise man
I see a disturber of shit

The question I just can’t leave alone:

Where the hell were the chaperones?

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Truth and Disfavored Identities

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  1. Richard Millwood says

    Hey, diddle, diddle,
    The Indian is in the middle,
    The dark Hebrew started his cry;
    The student stood silent
    and to remain non violent,
    And the media ran with its lie

  2. Peter says

    Oh what faces you have,
    What dark feelings you conjure,
    What fear, what control,
    Oh HATE what faces you have,

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