Headline Rhymes

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny snout

And many of those around him
Were inclined to snuff it out

Some of the other reindeer
Used to pout and curse his name

They wouldn’t give him credit
Insisting we’re all the same

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