A Thanksgiving prayer for mercy
As the family screamed, Jesus Murphy!
Drank quite enough
Told opponents: Get stuffed!
Then claimed you just meant the turkey
(Don’t be that political guy
Have a slice of humble pie…)
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I’m going to massively raise the bar here, with a Heimlich (2 haikus == 1 limerick) on the 2 subjects, “Warning: Telling a Lame Joke in an Elevator can Endanger Your Career”, and “The Betrayal of Asia Bibi”.
Honour was sullied –
She used a bitter folk’s cup.
He amused a lift.
Neither wrong: two ways
lead to the thong. (Hers ending:
Asylum Refused.)
I will take the veiled insult due to the quality of the submission. 😉 Excellent. Keep them coming.
Hi Graham and fellow punsters,
I tried this material over in the Comments section of ‘Lame Joke,’ so I’ll see if it flies over here:
Everyone’s seen London
And everyone’s seen France
And everyone (except the neo-Marxist/Stalinist/Maoist grievance workers)
has now seen Simona Sharoni PhD’s underpants
I like it! I can’t award you a prize or anything. But beggars can’t be choosers, either. 😉