Headline Rhymes

I decided to play it safe this year and not dress up for Halloween

The Woke still said white hate was clear and my racist costume mean

Views on the news, delivered in twos. This week’s inspired by:

Dear Millennial…

Rejecting Progress in the Name of ‘Cultural Appropriation’

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  1. Of Elon Musk it’s often said his mind is out of order.
    But Tesla’s now up 9 percent from cash flow of the quarter.

  2. Graham Verdon says

    Ha! Yeah, the sure like beating up on Mr. Musk! Thanks for rhyme!

  3. Mitch says

    I have two entries today.

    Some wish for death of Western Civilisation
    In this I question the Boards of Education

    Rooms for white men to think upon their sins?
    Methinks they are built by crazy has-beens

    I’m struggling to confine my views to syllables

  4. Graham Verdon says

    Yes, well that’s the challenge! 🙂 Thanks for playing. I give you a green check mark! ha! Keep reading!

  5. Kermit T. Frog says

    I’m not on the Right, and neither’s JP.
    While your face flushes red, I’ll be drinking my tea.

    • Graham Verdon says

      So many people who consider themselves centrists, or even on “the left” feel this way. Thanks for your rhyme!

  6. Jeff York says

    It took from 1835 to 2000 for the national debt to go from zero to $5.7-trillion

    It’s taken just 18 more years to quadruple to ~$21,700-billion (~21.7-trillion)

    (Okay, lame, but I try to get this message out any way I can).

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