One who says ANTIFA is a righteous organization
Must also truly believe a punch is a good form of persuasion
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ANTIFA don’t want to persuade; they want to punish.
And before this poem starts gets up to speed, just like that, it is done-ish? 🙂
Hi Graham, I sadly have no time,
to spin this week’s clever little rhyme.
But I wanted to self-congratulate,
Re the Khashoggi murder debate.
Recall I made fun of UNHRC thugs?
Saying they rolled their dead enemies in rugs?
Guess what happened to Khashoggi of MB?
Saudis tucked him in like a ‘Brother’ tucks in family.
Nicely done! You have a knack for rhyming. I plead the fifth on the content, but rugs and thugs is good! 🙂
Two lumps of sugar, or three?
Would you like sex with your tea?
Cakes and consent for the night–
Disappointment and a spoiled appetite.
Ha!! With this quality, we’ll have to start a contest someday… Thanks for playing, Lisa!
I don’t mind some competition fair,
but today honest contests appear to be rare.
Juries are rigged toward ‘equity’ promotion
in this era of fanatical ‘intersectional’ devotion.
First prize in a women’s bike race went to a biological male;
If I say, ‘Stay in your own lane,’ the left will give me a FAIL.
Red and yellow, green and black
Every one a civil hack
Jesus loves the little children of the world
(Lyrics, ideally)
Ladies and Gentleman, a rap battle has broken out on Quillette. 🙂 Alert the authorities.
“Don’t be civil! Go low!” American Dems call to their hysterical army.
So, were the fake-bomb packages sent by some liberal barmy?
Are Democrats and international supporters trying to brew a civil war?
If not, then why bring military-aged male foreigners directly to America’s door?