Headline Rhymes

Headline Rhymes

Graham Verdon
Graham Verdon
1 min read

I saw an ad from Gillette
Said barbecue wasn’t correct

I’d wager a bet
More food’s under threat

And microwave popcorn is next

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Gillette’s Progressive Politics: ‘Corinthian Leather’ for the Progressive Soul

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