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Headline Rhymes

Sad is the author who’s written a magnum opus
About the moving spirit of Christmas

Lamb to the slaughter if the kin of Mary and Joseph
Are disapproving; enjoy the literary shit list

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Writing For Quillette Ended My Theater Project

If That’s What It Means to Be a Writer, I Quit

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