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Headline Rhymes

Once, the butler did it under the parlour chandelier

Now it’s murder by bad-wording inside the Twittersphere 

Views on the news, delivered in twos. This week’s inspired by:

I Sold My Soul to Twitter. Now I’m Trying to Buy It Back

I Was the Mob Until the Mob Came for Me

Do you have a Headline Rhyme? Take a stab in the Comments. Please try for PG 13. 

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