If there’s anything to learn from the report by Mueller
Whether you’re on the blue team, red team or another:
If your news comes from just a couple of mainstream sources
You’ll keep getting hoodwinked by a couple of mainstream forces
We tell our kids, never believe everything you hear
Then gorge on social media till our senses disappear
It’s okay to stay bubble-wrapped for the sake of mental health
But then consider keeping the propaganda to yourself
Views on the news, delivered so smooth. This week’s inspired by:
News, Pre-News, Fake News, and Statistics
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I’m a bit behind, but this is still current…
Islam wants to have its cake,
and to eat it, too
Mosques are halls for peace and prayer,
except when they’re fronts for CAIR
Fake news has always been with us
Conspiracy theory has always been hip
Twas a breath of fresh air when Alex Jones
Admitted to being in psychosis’s grip
Shapiro is 21st-century on some things
but completely backwards on others
He’s identical to purveyors of Islam’s Sharia
Forcing all pregnant females to become mothers