
Headline Rhymes
If there’s anything to learn from the report by Mueller
Whether you’re on the blue team, red team or another:
If your news comes from just a couple of mainstream sources
You’ll keep getting hoodwinked by a couple of mainstream forces
We tell our kids, never believe everything you hear
Then gorge on social media till our senses disappear
It’s okay to stay bubble-wrapped for the sake of mental health
But then consider keeping the propaganda to yourself
Views on the news, delivered so smooth. This week’s inspired by:
News, Pre-News, Fake News, and Statistics
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