Headline Rhymes

Headline Rhymes

Graham Verdon
Graham Verdon

Pulling Jordan Peterson’s book off the rack
In the wake of the New Zealand mosque attack

Is like banning the Don’t Look Back in Anger song
After the Manchester concert bomb

“12 Rules” is a balm to calm the dangers
That might drive one to kill innocent strangers

The next time a terrorist act hits
Might they ban the Ten Commandments?

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