Once, the butler did it under the parlour chandelier Now it’s murder by bad-wording inside the Twittersphere Views on the news, delivered in twos. This week’s inspired by: I Sold My Soul to Twitter. Now I’m Trying to Buy It Back I Was the Mob Until the Mob Came for Me Do you have a Headline Rhyme? Take a stab in the Comments. Please try for PG 13. Sentiments are not necessarily shared by everyone at Quillette.